Is that a Limousine in your pocket or are you just pleased to see us? Ok, please take this cheesy repost with a pinch of salt but it goes a lot of the way to illustrate a certain service we offer on some of our Hummer limousines and USA Stretch Party Buses limo hire where, in partnership with many of the well known and well respected lap dancing establishments around the UK we can offer exclusive lap dances in the comfort and privacy of your very own limousine.
Now, we all know that one of the main destinations on male birthday or, especially a Stag Evening limo hire,is a visit to one of the towns more, let’s just say ‘exotic’ environments, and enjoying an atmosphere of good drinks, good music and of course voluptuous ladies tempting and tantalising you with their sumptuous bodies and wicked movements. Now one of the main hang ups in here is that one, it is taboo to one’s valour and reputation to be seen entering such an establishment and two, at times the environment can be seen as too impersonal.
This is where we at lap dancing limo hire come on. Because of our fantastic package deal with the lap dancing companies we can offer discreet and phenomenal lap dances for you and your party in the comfort of your own limousines. Why should you choose this option? Well, for one you can take advantage of the champagne we provide for you encased in buckets of ice. Secondly, why not give your ear drums a real treat by putting on your favourite music and having it delivered you in the most optimum and highest quality via the phenomenal speak system that we have in place in all of our vehicles. Furthermore, we have multiple plasma screens throughout the hire limousines to keep you amused watching your favourite DVD when not in the presence of a lap dancer. Finally, of course, the ladies who are performers of only highest calibre and provide great entertainment for you as long as you abide by the rules. You may be in the privacy and discretion of your own limousine but that does not give you the right to act like animals.
This is an offer like no other and, if your Stag is shy about stepping into an actual lap dancing venue but still curious and titillated by the whole idea, well now his blushes can be respectively spared by the ideal package that we are offering to you. If you wanted a true vehicle recommendation, our advice would be the Party Bus limousine hire because, as well having the ability to stand up and dance inside the vehicle, there is also a pole present in there so your lovely lady of desire can show off some of the many tricks and skills she has learnt and honed in her exotic trade.
Whatever you decide to do, make us your first port of call here at lap dancing limo hire, where discretion and excellent service is promised and assured.